Moral of the story: I am worthy of goddess worship. Also maybe I would sleep with a married guy. Me. Saturday night. 7:45 p.m. First date with a man 6 years older than I am. However you must remember darlings that I do not act my age, nor look it, thank you God. Hoppy Sporty … Continue reading End of week four: Making out with a 60-year-old on the sidewalk
Moral of the day: 95% of men on dating apps are weirdos. I'm spending too much time on this dating app shit. Kinda done. Wednesday, 5:35 p.m. Nerd alert: I didn't know what the difference between singleness and singlehood was. Singleness is some kinda weird Christiany thing. So Singlehood it is. Uber Man: Oh my … Continue reading End of Week 4 of Singlehood: Update on all the Menz, Bumble BFF
My expression dealing with the annoying song and dance on dating apps. Moral of the day: Online dating apps feel like a really bad part-time job, one that I don't get paid for and isn't that much fun. Me. Today, 6:30 p.m. Welp I got tired of Bumble. Eh. They seem so... boring. I do … Continue reading Week 4: Coffee Meets Bagel
Moral of the day: Your patience shall be rewarded. Hang in there darling. Me. Coming three times no less darlings, 9:30 p.m. Oh damnnnnn... Trivia man for the win darlings. He is a terrible texter. Terrible. Butttt the invite came through and I walked down there. He was really chill and kind of awkward but … Continue reading Well well well… Trivia Man is yummy. Three times yummy.
So last I wrote I had let Trivia Man know that I was available Friday. That's it for a whole week, cuz I be busy. I'm meeting HBG Monday I think and then there's concerts and happy hours and all kinda fun things. He didn't say a fucking word. Motha'. At 5:52 p.m. he texts … Continue reading What the fuck with trivia man
Some guys are kinda shy and you gotta take the lead. It's okay. Me. Thursday evening. If you read yesterday you saw that Hot Bald Guy and I were considering getting a hotel. For three hours. He had a sister coming in and had to go to the airport. We decided that was a chunk … Continue reading Week 3: Hot bald guy pulls in the lead- Trivia man lagging way behind.
Just keep practicing being who you want to be and are and it will begin to get easier to state what you want. And not worry if it pleases others. Me. Week three. Italian Orgy Man The hot Italian and I were supposed to get a drink and then I realized I had double-booked myself … Continue reading Week 3: Threesome invite, Hot Bald Man, Trivia Man, Tantric Man